Feeling Manly

I saw this in a friends Facebook status update today, and although I don't usually share, had with this one because I'm feeling a little manly today. 

A real woman always keeps her house clean and organized, the laundry basket is always empty. She's always well dressed, hair done. She never swears and behaves gracefully in all situations; under all circumstances. She has more than enough patience to take care of her family, always has a smile on her lips, and a kind word for everyone. Post this in your status if you too suspect that you might be a man....