I got a free calender in the mail, so I put it up in the kitchen window.
It was very nice because I could see what date it was and circle days, you know the stuff
There is a small problem of always confusing the days of the week.
It had some writing on the back that I never knew what it said until Ivar told me.
on the back, clearly visible through my ground floor window it says in bold:
FROM THIS MOMENT ON WE ARE ENEMY'S
Ivar said people must think we are very unfriendly.